Sloan Swallow Adult Film Performer

Easygoing and all-natural, Sloan Swallow cherishes life’s tiny pleasures that so many overlook. “Nothing beats cracking up until tears stream down your face or you accidentally dampen your panties,” giggles the mischievous blue-eyed brunette. “A hefty appetite like mine requires daily gym action—and yeah, it’s actually fun! My perfect Sunday still includes smashing snacks and chugging frosty brews while two football squads battle for glory on the TV.” A dedicated jersey chaser through-and-through, our April 2007 Coed Miss is especially obsessed with the Dallas Cowboys, and she’s made it clear that seeing sports on TV is even hotter when the expert talking-head is a topless beauty. “Dude, every player watching at home is already picturing how incredible it would feel to hear a smoking-hot chick dish serious game stats,” she smirks. Grass-roots fan service doesn’t get any bolder than a curvy collegiate mass-communication standout hoping to swap stilettoed stilettos with metal-armored shoulder pads. And with a jaw-dropping pair of natural boobs she can proudly gift every lit screen, word has it football hasn’t been better looking.